how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Basically copying you.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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You suck big fat slobber

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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women's rights

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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