Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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every knight i see an owl at window

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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