Tyler Bishop is a waffle

A man buys a prius

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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