- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

I'm Batman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Your future.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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