- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Justin Bieber

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

hi bye

THE GAME

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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