- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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