Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Knock knock What?

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Justin Bieber

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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