- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's white and gluey Glue

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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