Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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general tso's broccoli

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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How old is your mom Dead

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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