A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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women's rights

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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