How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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You just read this ..

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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watch a i d s left

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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