- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

boobs.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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