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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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what happens every day? People die

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My name is Harry.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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