- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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