What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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