An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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balls

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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School

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why? Why Not?

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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