- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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