- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Waseem is a hard worker.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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