"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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i like men but im not gay

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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You will not press the like button.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Anti Joke

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