What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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