Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

So does Blake

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Rick santorum

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

V I T A M I N C !

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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