What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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balls

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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