- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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