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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

womens rights.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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