Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Caroline Kelly.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Anti Joke

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