Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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woman's rights

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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