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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Potassium? K.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Anti Joke

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