- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Morning wood.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Stealth baseballs record

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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