Vagina.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Xbox One

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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cancer

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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