What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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just in time?

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Asians

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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