What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Walnut

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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