"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Asians

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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