Why was the boy laughing? Because

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Morning wood.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

An epileptic man attends a rave.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Stealth baseballs record

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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