what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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honest politician

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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