- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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