why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

bryden is a faggot

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Vagina.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Obamacare

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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