- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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