How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Morning wood.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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i have a christmas tree.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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