What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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