Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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