One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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