- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Pull my finger ouch..

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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