- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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