What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

balls

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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