- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

honest politician

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what do gay people eat?? food

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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