A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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