Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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