What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Nice belt.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

women sports....

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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