Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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