- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family