What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Me

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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