- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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