what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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i like men but im not gay

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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