- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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