Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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<=3 penis

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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You will not press the like button.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Anti Joke

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