Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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your social life.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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