Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Rick santorum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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