- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

The NBA and womens sports

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

I'm Batman.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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