- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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