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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

retard

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

knock knock no ones home

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

I have a gay camel

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Derp

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

retard

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

knock knock no ones home

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

I have a gay camel

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Derp

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."