- Anti Joke

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

-2

Donald Trump

-2

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

-2

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

-2

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

-2

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

-2

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

-2

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

-2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What's clear and wet? water

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Weed.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Donald Trump

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??