What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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