What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Weed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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You're a frog

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Knock Knock Come in

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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