A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Wigan.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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DEATH.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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