Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

the holocaust

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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