"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Bad grammers.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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