- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Pain Olympics.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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