Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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girls basketball

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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