I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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im not food

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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