whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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im not food

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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