what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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You're a frog

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top kek

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Knock Knock Come in

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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