1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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