- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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