- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Cool Brian

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

ur gay

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

My name is Harry.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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