A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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canadians

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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