- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Jerry.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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