What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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