How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Dislike this.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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The MLS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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