What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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knock knock no ones home

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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I have a gay camel

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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