- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

The NBA and womens sports

I killed someone on minecraft.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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