What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Women's Rights

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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