A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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