why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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