- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

I hate blackniggers

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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