What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What comes after 23? 24.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Nick Cannon

A Pakistani news reader.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Michel Moor on a die...

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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