A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

women sports....

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Fox News

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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