What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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PEANIS!

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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I agree

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Anti Joke

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