- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

no pun intended

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

The Holocaust

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Wanker

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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