What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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