Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Testicles.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

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