Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

gabbi nunez ;)

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

I woke up today

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Refrigerator

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Nuneaton..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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