- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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