- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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