- Anti Joke

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs