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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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