There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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