What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Women's rights.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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everyone dislike this

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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