- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Come on children, don't dawdle.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Derp

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Your face

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Carrot fingers

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

pudding

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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