- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

I have a gay camel

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

cancer

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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