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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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