Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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long in the tooth!

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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